From
Josh Sanburn, Time: The end times never tasted so delicious!
If you're a regular Glenn Beck-o-phile, you may be expecting an
economic collapse or the destruction of our constitution by socialists.
In a word: apocalypse. So what should one keep in store for the coming
catastrophe?
The TV and radio host and author is now sponsoring foodinsurance.com,
a site that sells disaster prep kits for everything from a power outage
and a pandemic to terrorism and unemployment. What's in one of these
kits? A quick overview of the Emergency Plus Kit ($249.99) includes:
- A backpack
- Cooking tin
- 2-week food supply of “delicious” freeze-dried food
- Reusable heat source
- Waterproof matches
- Dust/pollutant masks
Beck said on his radio show that he's eaten a lot of the entrees
(presumably in his walled-off mansion rather than a bomb shelter).
Looking at the photos and descriptions on the site,
it appears that while the world is collapsing all around you, the
plating of your lasagna with meat sauce, beef stroganoff or even chicken
teriyaki with rice would make Bobby Flay jealous.
Now yes, NewsFeed kids, and certainly doesn't object to responsible
Americans preparing for disasters. We just like to poke fun at
individuals hawking disaster products, who then spend their days
preaching about the world's end.
Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/