Thursday August 29, 2013
A tasty compilation of the best food and restaurant tweets of the week. As always, you can follow us on Twitter @LocalEats.
Patton Oswalt (@PattonOswalt): “Wow, Vince Gilligan. I dunno. Having Walter turn away tableside guacamole makes him seem REALLY unlikable. #BreakingBad”
Jonathan Gold (@thejgold): “Just ate something the menu translated as Herring in Fur. Alarmingly accurate.”
Shelby Fero (@shelbyfero): "Asked for 'black coffee with some milk.' I have embarrassed myself before the coffee shop. I shall sacrifice myself so the crops prosper."
D. Patrick Rodgers (@dpatrickrodgers): "So, as far as I can tell, people in their 30s talk about restaurants the way people in their 20s talk about bands."
Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan): “What exactly is the difference between going out to dinner at a fancy restaurant and eating 5 sticks of butter?”
Life Pro Tips (@perform 22h): "When you're at a restaurant, wash your hands after ordering. The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can touch."
Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft): "Glass half full - I'm eating a warm chocolate chip cookie! Glass half empty - It's warm from sitting in the car all day."